Welcome to the Famiglia
Fratelli
Contraband Pizza Pies
Underground Take-out & DeliveryWe were never here.
Inspired Pizza
Pies
Artisan Neapolitan black market pies made with simple ingredients and Italian meats delivered by our famiglia to yours. Feel free to scroll through the gorgeous pizza pies below, but don't hurt yourself.
We didn't do
Nothing
Nobody gets hurt. Probably. I mean there's definitely some blood, sweat and tears involved. But we didn't do nothing, but make some good pies. Bianco, Via, Nea, Eddie and all the rest were, how do you say, "Inspiring". Tomatoes, cheese, dough; that's the story.
Delivery
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When we skedaddle across town to get you some pies, we roll in style. This classic 1926 Toyota Hybrid gets 15,239,462,341 miles to the gallon. Yeah, we got snappy snow tires too.
We get along
Our Crew
We don't look this good. My cousin Loui's lady lent us her pitcha' to make us look more professional. She's the real deal. We're just drivers and cooks. Not so good looking. Hey, but whateva.
Our Menu
Maggie’s Lane
$13.00Our Margherita pizza pie with San Marzano tomato sauce, fresh shredded basil and fresh mozzarella. Finished with ex-virgin olive oil, sea salt and cracked black pepperMargherita Roma
$13.00Our fresh Italiano Margherita pizza pie with with ex-virgin olive oil and garlic, fresh Roma tomatoes, fresh shredded basil and fresh mozzarella. Finished with sea salt and cracked black pepperThe Smuggler
$14.00Our pepperoni pizza pie with diced pepperoni smuggled in under mozzarella cheese- Chef Recommended
The Diavola
$16.00Our spicy pizza pie with salame piccante, pepperoni, and pickled peppadew peppers, over San Marzano tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese - Chef Recommended
Chicken Bacon Smoking Gun
$15.00Our olive oil and roasted garlic rubbed pizza pie with Fratelli smoked chicken, smoked mozzarella, bacon crumbles, roasted onions and pickled peppadew peppers The Tiki
$14.00Our Hawaiian with Italian Capicola, fresh pineapple, red onions and spicy pickled jalapeño over San Marzano tomato sauce and mozzarella cheeseMeat Lover’s
$16.00Capicola, diced pepperoni, bacon and sausage over San Marzano tomato sauce and mozzarella cheeseThe Meatball
$17.00Our sliced meatball pizza pie with ground Italian sausage and sautéed cremini mushrooms over San Marzano tomato sauce and mozzarella cheeseSmoked Buffalo Chicken
$15.00Roasted chicken, buffalo sauce base, smoked mozzarella, bacon, red onions, blue cheese crumblesCassie Caprese
$15.00Our veggie pizza pie with olive oil & roasted garlic base, fresh shredded basil, fresh Roma tomatoes, fresh mozzarella and Castelvetrano olives. Finished with arugula, ex-virgin olive oil, sea salt, cracked pepper and a balsamic glaze- Chef Recommended
Blackberry Honey Pot
$18.00Our most decadent pizza pie with blackberry and red wine compote, topped with fresh arugula tossed with olive oil and balsamic vinegar, fresh blackberries, crumbled goat cheese, and salty crumbled bacon Build Your Own Pizza
$13+Our basic pizza pie with San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and your selection from our house toppingsCaesar Salad
$9.00Chopped Romaine lettuce with shaved Parmesan cheese and garlic buttered toasted pizza crust bites, creamy Caesar dressingCassie Caprese Salad
$14.00Fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, fresh basil, Castelvetrano olives, finished with sea salt, cracked pepper and a balsamic glazeBlackberry Honey Pot Salad
$14.00Fresh arugula with olive oil and blackberry balsamic vinegar, tossed with fresh blackberries, crumbled goat cheese and salty crumbled baconBrownie Stash
$6.00A square of chocolate goodnessCoca-Cola Bottle
Can$2.00|$3.0012oz Glass BottleDr. Pepper
$2.0012 oz CanA&W Rootbeer
$2.0012 oz CanJust Peachy Peace Tea
$3.0023 oz CanAHA Lime Watermelon Sparkling Water
$2.0012 oz CanDasani Water
$2.0016.9 oz Bottle
Late Night Special
9pm-10pm
Buy one Maggie's Lane, get a Coke for free.
Maggie’s Lane
$13.00Our Margherita pizza pie with San Marzano tomato sauce, fresh shredded basil and fresh mozzarella. Finished with ex-virgin olive oil, sea salt and cracked black pepper
Trust
What we do
Forget about it! We'll take care of it.